Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems
Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair.In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
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Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
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- Release date
- Feb 11, 2026
- Runtime
- 1h 36m
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- Language
- French
- Country
- Belgium, France
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