Hoagie
Brendan Bean is new to this neighborhood, Hoagie is new to this world.
A mysterious egg contains an impish creature who can grant great power, for good or evil.Brendan Bean, a kindly family man, finds himself face to face with the bizarre creature, and before long a friendship for the ages develops.Meanwhile, the depraved Benny Piazza leads his deranged militia on a violent quest to reclaim the magical homunculi.
- Signature
- Action · Humour · Tension
Who's in it
Cast
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2 billed performers
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What It's About
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A mysterious egg contains an impish creature who can grant great power, for good or evil. Brendan Bean, a kindly family man, finds himself face to face with the bizarre creature, and before long a friendship for the ages develops. Meanwhile, the depraved Benny Piazza leads his deranged militia on a violent quest to reclaim the magical homunculi.
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Box Office & Release
- Budget
- $10,000
- Opening weekend
- —
- Domestic gross
- —
- International gross
- —
- Worldwide gross
- —
- Release date
- Dec 14, 2025
- Runtime
- 1h 46m
- MPAA rating
- NR
- Language
- English
- Country
- United States of America
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