John Twink
In the near future (2 days ago), we place our protagonist, John.John is an ordinary, run-of-the-mill Twink.There is a Rosalía album that triggers everything, and when I say everything, I mean everything.From the theft of his album at the hands of a Romanian mafia boss, a spiral of deceit, violence, and nods will unfold.
Story overview
What It's About
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In the near future (2 days ago), we place our protagonist, John. John is an ordinary, run-of-the-mill Twink. There is a Rosalía album that triggers everything, and when I say everything, I mean everything. From the theft of his album at the hands of a Romanian mafia boss, a spiral of deceit, violence, and nods will unfold.
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The numbers
Box Office & Release
- Budget
- $10
- Opening weekend
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- Domestic gross
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- Release date
- Mar 11, 2026
- Runtime
- 0h 0m
- MPAA rating
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- Language
- Spanish
- Country
- Spain
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