Killer Thong
The thong is back in fashion… with a vengeance!
Two low-budget dancers, Cashier and Old-Timer, reunite to perform a surprise birthday gram for Alex, a closet lesbian who is so grossed out by their crude performances that she has a nightmare of her girlfriends being stalked and killed by Cashier's supernatural KILLER THONG.As the only survivor, she must confront her fears, find a way to defeat the KILLER THONG and admit her attraction to women.
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Two low-budget dancers, Cashier and Old-Timer, reunite to perform a surprise birthday gram for Alex, a closet lesbian who is so grossed out by their crude performances that she has a nightmare of her girlfriends being stalked and killed by Cashier's supernatural KILLER THONG. As the only survivor, she must confront her fears, find a way to defeat the KILLER THONG and admit her attraction to women. In the aftermath, Alex finds her coffee table covered with photos. As she looks through the outrageous party pictures, she realizes it's time for her to come out of the closet.
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- Release date
- Apr 14, 2026
- Runtime
- 1h 35m
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- Language
- English
- Country
- Canada
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