Squatch
Two park rangers take it upon themselves to relocate a newly discovered sasquatch from the smoky mountains, to the pacific northwest after tech giant Alphazon threatens to tear down the forest.
After discovering a Sasquatch in the Smoky Mountains, park rangers Robert and Sam find themselves in over their heads when tech giant Alphazon plans to destroy its habitat.With no real authority and even less of a plan, they decide to relocate the creature themselves, driving it cross-country to the Pacific Northwest.
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After discovering a Sasquatch in the Smoky Mountains, park rangers Robert and Sam find themselves in over their heads when tech giant Alphazon plans to destroy its habitat. With no real authority and even less of a plan, they decide to relocate the creature themselves, driving it cross-country to the Pacific Northwest. Watch as Robert and Sam try to do one small, wildly impractical good thing.
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- Budget
- $15,000
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- Domestic gross
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- Release date
- May 15, 2026
- Runtime
- 1h 27m
- MPAA rating
- PG-13
- Language
- English
- Country
- United States of America
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