Tony's* Cousin
It was fun while it lasted.
A down-on-his-luck sponge salesman on the verge of suicide happens to meet Sally Three Stacks Jr, the heir of the most powerful crime family in town.When Sally mistakes the sponge salesman for an associate named Tony's Cousin, the sponge salesman decides not to correct him and leave his old identity behind to join the crime family as Tony's Cousin.
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A down-on-his-luck sponge salesman on the verge of suicide happens to meet Sally Three Stacks Jr, the heir of the most powerful crime family in town. When Sally mistakes the sponge salesman for an associate named Tony's Cousin, the sponge salesman decides not to correct him and leave his old identity behind to join the crime family as Tony's Cousin.
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- Jan 30, 2026
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- 0h 16m
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