If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
- Signature
- Craft · Drama · Tension
- Worldwide
- $2M
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Box Office & Release
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You returned 1.1× its budget worldwide.
- Budget
- $2M
- Opening weekend
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- Domestic gross
- —
- International gross
- —
- Worldwide gross
- $2M
- Release date
- Oct 10, 2025
- Runtime
- 1h 53m
- MPAA rating
- R
- Language
- English, Spanish
- Country
- United States of America
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