Father Ted

S00E01

A Christmassy Ted

Father Ted, Father Dougal and six other priests take a wrong turn while Christmas shopping and end up lost in the lingerie section of a huge department store.

• Directed by Declan Lowney
• Written by Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

S02E08

Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading

Ted and co. enter a giving-things-up-for-Lent contest and soon discover that abstinence is easier preached than done. Father Jack sobers up for the first time in years, but Dougal and Ted find their resolve wavering. To strengthen their vows Ted calls in a nun to supervise them. She turns out to be a sadist of the first water, and the results are inevitable.

• Directed by Declan Lowney
• Written by Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

S02E05

A Song for Europe

Fathers Ted and Dougal enter A Song For Europe with My Lovely Horse. The tune is stolen from the b-side of a Norwegian song that didn't even win A Song For Norway but the lyrics are all their own work. Somehow they get through to Eurovision and score.... nil points.

• Directed by Declan Lowney
• Written by Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

S02E03

Tentacles of Doom

The Holy Stone of Clonrichert is to be upgraded to a class 2 relic, and unfortunately this entails three Bishops visiting the island - Father Jack must be housetrained quickly. Only one of the bishops dies - Ted therefore considers this to have been a relatively successful visit.

• Directed by Declan Lowney
• Written by Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

S02E09

New Jack City

After discovering Father Jack is suffering yet again(!) from "hairy hand syndrome," Ted is delighted to send Jack, by "doctor's orders," to St. Clabberts Old Folks Home (otherwise known as 'Jurassic Park'). Unfortunately, Jack's replacement happens to be one of the nastiest priests ever - Father Fintan Stack. Along with his disregard for the church, Stack has a rather irritating habit of playing jungle music loudly at 3 o'clock in the morning, and a plan is hatched to get Jack back to sort out Stack.

• Directed by Declan Lowney
• Written by Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

S01E04

Competition Time

It's the 'All Priests Stars In Their Eyes Lookalike Competition', and showbusiness personality Henry Sellers, a former alcoholic, has landed on the island to host the festivities. Father Ted is determined not to go as Mother Teresa again, but he isn't the only one to think of Elvis. It takes some quick thinking to beat Father Byrne's team from nearby Rugged Island.

• Directed by Declan Lowney
• Written by Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews

S00E15

Father Ted: Unintelligent Design

S00E03

Unintelligent Design

S00E04

Small, Far Away - The World of Father Ted

S00E05

Unintelligent Design

S00E06

Small, Far Away - The World of Father Ted

S03E08

Going to America

• Directed by Graham Linehan
• Written by Graham Linehan, Arthur Mathews