Two and a Half Men

Season 0 · Unannounced

Specials

41 episodes

A collection of behind-the-scenes features, cast interviews, and retrospective moments celebrating the show's twelve-year run. Relive the funniest scenes, fan-favorite episodes, and the lasting legacy of television's most unlikely family.

Season 1 · Complete

Season 1

200324 episodes

Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.

Best episode · S01E07 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Season 2 · Complete

Season 2

200424 episodes

Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.

Best episode · S02E16 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

Season 3 · Complete

Season 3

200524 episodes

Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie's wild ways clash with Alan's neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.

Best episode · S03E20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Season 4 · Complete

Season 4

200624 episodes

Change is in the air as Charlie's bachelor lifestyle meets new romantic twists, while Alan deals with ex‑wife drama and Jake continues to steal every scene.

Best episode · S04E06 Apologies for the Frivolity

Season 5 · Complete

Season 5

200719 episodes

Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.

Best episode · S05E08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Season 6 · Complete

Season 6

200824 episodes

The house feels smaller than ever as everyone's bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.

Best episode · S06E09 The Mooch at the Boo

Season 7 · Complete

Season 7

200922 episodes

Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.

Best episode · S07E21 Gumby with a Pokey

Season 8 · Complete

Season 8

201016 episodes

Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.

Best episode · S08E01 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Season 9 · Complete

Season 9

201124 episodes

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

Best episode · S09E22 Why We Gave Up Women

Season 10 · Complete

Season 10

201223 episodes

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

Best episode · S10E10 One Nut Johnson

Season 11 · Complete

Season 11

201322 episodes

When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.

Best episode · S11E19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Season 12 · Complete

Season 12

201416 episodes

In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

Best episode · S12E01 The Ol' Mexican Spinach